"Every queen of the Hamptons needs her throne,
and this one even has room for her jester.”

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“Why didn’t you tell anyone?”
“No one asked.”
— My life story (via just-keep-swimming-jade)

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saucenight:

okay but can we all agree that this is the cutest picture ever taken

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thesushiandcats:

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

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bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via stealingdreams)

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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sassafrasscas:

i think i’ve tricked certain people into thinking im cooler than i am

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